Our own original Dr. Seuss Inspired Drunk 2 Bottle Opener Halloween Costume Red Tee Shirt. A parody of 'Thing 1', this tee is perfect for Halloween or a night out. This Beer Tap tee features a functional bottle opener on the bottom of the tee. Pair it up with our Drunk 1 shirt for a great group costume idea! 100% cotton.

Sizes may vary slightly between manufacturers. Please contact us if you have any questions.

Men's Clothing:

Ladies/Junior's Clothing:

Measuring Instructions:

Chest/bust
Raise your arms slightly and measure around your body. Be sure to measure the fullest part of your chest/bust, keeping the tape parallel to the ground.

Waist
Measure around your waist where your pants usually fall. Keep one finger between the tape and your body to ensure an accurate fit.