Thanos is moderately narcissistic.

In front of a mirror, above an especially clear and reflective lake, and amidst a swirling cloud of infinite star stuff, Thanos ABSOLUTELY LOVES to admire his massive (and intimidating) Infinity Gauntlet.

And because we're not above cashing in on Thanos' unrelenting (and uncomfortable) self-love, we designed the Avengers Infinity War Thanos Space Dye Men's T-Shirt.

Made from 100% cotton and perhaps the center "mass" of a black hole, this Thanos t-shirt for women features a black, white, smudged and distressed rendering of the smug, smiling tyrant.

And how does this smug, smiling tyrant pass the time? By admiring himself and the dependably transfixing Infinity Gauntlet.

Yes, this black Infinity War t-shirt features Thanos floating about an infinitely distant nebula slathered with layered splotches simulating twinkling star stuff -- and we're totally calling said splotches "space dye."

Sorry, as of 37 seconds ago, "space dye" and all its conceptual variances (e.g., "space ink", "galaxy dye") are now the property of SuperHeroStuff.com.