You probably don't want to see what they're working on.

However, you have no choice -- you're a scientist for the Umbrella Corporation and your specialty is eugenics. Advanced eugenics that might, if you're lucky, result in an especially important super-person.

Unfortunately, after the Raccoon City incident, advanced eugenics can apparently lead to severe zombification with a side-order of cannibalism.

So, grab your ID, adorn the Resident Evil Umbrella Corp. Lanyard with PVC Charm, access your underground lab, and resume experiments that may induce a zombie apocalypse.

With a clear ID slot, rubbery charm, and a collectible sticker, this Resident Evil lanyard surpasses all other lanyards in the following wonderful ways:

• A long, adjustable band measuring roughly 19" from top to metal clip.
  
  
• Said band features Umbrella Corp logos, symbols, and the ominous company credo.
  
  
• A metal, push-button clip for easy clipping!
  
  
• A clear plastic ID sleeve holding a collectible sticker.
  
  
• A soft, rubbery, dangling Umbrella Corp. charm-thing.